Most Haunted Crew Usual Suspects

Ciarán O'Keeffe
A parapsychologist, it's Ciarán's role to evaluate all aspects of an investigation. Using a wide range of paranormal equipment and experiments, (Including a bat detector no less) Ciarán has to determine whether the team's experiences could have been paranormal or attributable to other factors.(Such as Stuart Torvell throwing things around in the dark) At first was a sceptic, then for some reason (a payrise?) started to 'believe' all the 'spirits throwing stones around' stuff. These days he cant decide if its genuine or just a load of faked crap.

Karl Beattie & Yvette Fielding
Co-owners of the production company 'Antix' who produce Most Haunted. Fielding spends her time presenting the show, saying "did you hear that?" a lot,
sacking members of the team who start to get more popular than herself and crying/screaming/sobbing/generally overacting.
Beattie, an alleged martial arts hard man, soils himself whenever it gets a bit dark. Cameraman and producer of paranormal happenings, whenever this man is given a camera, something supernatural will happen, guaranteed. Runs around a lot, knocks himself out, scratches/cuts himself and then blames the 'spirits'.
Co-owners of the production company 'Antix' who produce Most Haunted. Fielding spends her time presenting the show, saying "did you hear that?" a lot,
sacking members of the team who start to get more popular than herself and crying/screaming/sobbing/generally overacting.
Beattie, an alleged martial arts hard man, soils himself whenever it gets a bit dark. Cameraman and producer of paranormal happenings, whenever this man is given a camera, something supernatural will happen, guaranteed. Runs around a lot, knocks himself out, scratches/cuts himself and then blames the 'spirits'.

Stuart Torevell
Stuart "pebbles" Torvell started out as a rigger for Most Haunted, but due to a nice bit of nepotism is now one of the main 'stars' of the show. Generally coming across as being as bright as a 10watt light bulb, his main role in the show is to fill his pockets with stones/pebbles/pinecones/coins/anything he can lift, and then throw them around in the dark when nobody is looking and blame the 'spirits'.
Stuart "pebbles" Torvell started out as a rigger for Most Haunted, but due to a nice bit of nepotism is now one of the main 'stars' of the show. Generally coming across as being as bright as a 10watt light bulb, his main role in the show is to fill his pockets with stones/pebbles/pinecones/coins/anything he can lift, and then throw them around in the dark when nobody is looking and blame the 'spirits'.

David Wells
The only man I know of who can speak for half an hour and say absolutely nothing. An alleged 'psychic medium' who will find 'spirits' of children wherever he goes. These days, just the sound of his voice makes me start to dry retch.
The only man I know of who can speak for half an hour and say absolutely nothing. An alleged 'psychic medium' who will find 'spirits' of children wherever he goes. These days, just the sound of his voice makes me start to dry retch.

Cath Howe
Make up 'artist' and now part of the Most Haunted crew. Generally appears to be made entirely out of coats.


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